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A Letter from the Editor
Beat the Heat. Chill out this summer with these cool
suggestions.
Sweatology. Sweat is our personal air conditioning system.
Feeling the Burn in Death Valley. America's hot spot: The reason
many come is the reason many don't.
The Camel Library. In a hot, remote region of Africa, Somalis
will walk a mile for a camel--especially when the beast is
delivering a cartonful of books.
Between the Grains. A plaything for people, sand hides a
microscopic world of creatures.
Vacation. A poem.
Pillow Talk. Hotels go to the mattresses, offering some of the
comforts of home.
The Wine Doctor (a story). A practitioner of alternative
medicine visits an M.D.
Readers Forum
Special Notices
Recent Deaths
Pen Pals
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A Letter from the Editor
New York City
June 12, 2008
Dear Readers:
Summer officially arrives in a week or so, but if you ask me,
it's already here. We just lived through a four-day heat wave--
if we were lucky, that is. Some unfortunate people lost their
lives to hyperthermia caused by the oppressive 90- to 100-degree
temperatures.
What is hyperthermia? According to Medicinenet.com,
hyperthermia is overheating of the body. The word is made up of
"hyper" (high) + "thermia" from the Greek word "thermes" (heat).
Hyperthermia is literally high heat. There are a variety of
heat-related illnesses, including heat stroke and heat
exhaustion. People suffer heat-related illness when the body's
temperature-control system is overloaded. The body normally
cools itself by sweating. But under some conditions, sweating
just isn't enough. In such cases, a person's body temperature
rises rapidly. Very high body temperatures can damage the brain
or other vital organs. Several factors affect the body's
ability to cool itself during extremely hot weather. When the
humidity is high, sweat will not evaporate as fast, preventing
the body from releasing heat quickly. Other conditions that can
limit the ability to regulate temperature include old age,
obesity, fever, dehydration, heart disease, poor circulation,
sunburn, and drug and alcohol use. Those at greatest risk of
heat-related illness include people 65 years of age or older,
those who are overweight, and people who are ill or on certain
medications.
According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric
Administration (NOAA), heat is the number one weather-related
killer. The agency's Web site states that, on average, more than
1,500 people in the United States die each year from excessive
heat. This number, NOAA says, is greater than the 30-year mean
annual number of deaths due to tornadoes, hurricanes, floods and
lightning combined.
NOAA offers the following eight heat wave safety tips:
1. Slow down. Strenuous activities should be reduced,
eliminated or rescheduled to the coolest time of the day.
Individuals at risk should stay in the coolest available place,
not necessarily indoors.
2. Dress for summer. Lightweight light-colored clothing
reflects heat and sunlight, and helps your body maintain normal
temperatures.
3. Put less fuel on your inner fires. Foods (like proteins)
that increase metabolic heat production also increase water loss.
4. Drink plenty of water or other non-alcohol fluids. Your
body needs water to keep cool. Drink plenty of fluids even if
you don't feel thirsty. People who have epilepsy or heart,
kidney or liver disease, are on fluid- restrictive diets, or who
have a problem with fluid retention should consult a physician
before increasing their consumption of fluids.
5. Do not drink alcoholic beverages.
6. Do not take salt tablets unless specified by a physician.
7. Spend more time in air-conditioned places. Air
conditioning in homes and other buildings markedly reduces danger
from the heat. If you cannot afford an air conditioner, spending
some time each day (during hot weather) in an air-conditioned
environment affords some protection.
8. Don't get too much sun. Sunburn makes the job of heat
dissipation that much more difficult.
I hope and pray that no reader of the Ziegler ever falls
victim to high temperatures. But, since you're getting this
letter in August, you might be sweating through yet another heat
wave at this very moment. In that case, please read our lead
article, "Beat the Heat," which suggests 23 simple ways to cool
your body and your home. One interesting tip comes from a park
ranger in Death Valley, CA, which averages 113 degrees F in
August.
We actually have an entire article about Death Valley in
this steamy issue of the Ziegler. Once you finish reading about
that hellish place, which is the lowest, driest and hottest spot
in North America, your town might not seem quite so warm.
Yours truly,
Gregory Evanina
Editor
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Beat the Heat (By Adam Bluestein. From Real Simple, ©
July 2007)
Baby, it's hot outside--and inside, too. Here are 23 no-sweat
ways to cool yourself and that oven called home.
Sure, cranking up the A/C to full blast is one way to fight
a heat wave--provided you don't get steamed when you see the
bill. Luckily there are other simple things you can do to keep
cool in summer: some scientific, some inventive, and some
downright surprising. You may already know about the wonders of
the old-fashioned ceiling fan, but have you heard the one about
the rice-filled sock? Or the home-made air conditioner that uses
ice cubes? Pour yourself a tall glass of cold water, climb into
a hammock, and cool off with these summer-heat solutions.
1. Try a desert trick. When the air outside is dry and
cooler than the air inside, hang a damp sheet in an open window.
"That's what we do here in Death Valley," says Dale Housley, a
ranger at Death Valley National Park. Incoming breezes are
cooled by the evaporating water.
2. Block the sun. Closing curtains and blinds (ideally with
sun-deflecting white on the window side) can reduce the amount of
heat that passes into your home by as much as 45 percent,
according to the U.S. Department of Energy.
3. Make a makeshift air conditioner. If it's hot but not
humid, place a shallow bowl of ice in front of a fan and enjoy
the breeze. As the ice melts, then evaporates, it will cool you
off.
4. Give your A/C some TLC. Clean or replace the filter in
room and central air conditioners about once a month during the
summer. If you have central air conditioning, have the ducts
checked for leaks, which can reduce a system's efficiency by as
much as 15 percent, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.
Seal any cracks between a window unit and the frame with peelable
caulking or a sealant strip. These steps help ensure good
airflow and keep the coils cleaner, which means more efficient
and more effective cooling.
5. Close the damper. While running any kind of air
conditioner, shut your fireplace damper. An open one "pulls hot
air into your house instead of sucking it out," says Tommy Spoto,
a master chimney sweep at Chimney Chap, in Copiague, NY. "This
is called flow reversal."
6. Close everything else, too. Whether the air conditioner
is on or off, keep windows and doors shut if the temperature
outside is more than 77 degrees Fahrenheit (most people start to
sweat at 78). Whenever the outside air is hotter than the inside
air, opening a window invites heat to creep in.
7. Fan strategically. If the day's heat is trapped inside
your home, try a little ventilation at night or when the
temperature drops below 77. A window fan can help; the trick is
to face the blades outside to suck warm air out of the house and
pull cooler air in. "Kind of surprising," says Bill Nye, the
Science Guy, a scientist, engineer, comedian, author and
inventor. "Having a fan blowing in is a good idea--but it's not
as effective as one that's blowing out."
8. Spritz yourself. Keep a spray bottle in the
refrigerator, and when the going gets hot, give yourself a good
squirt. "It's all about thermal regulation," says John
Lehnhardt, an elephant expert at Disney's Animal Kingdom, in Lake
Buena Vista, FL. "As the water evaporates, it cools you." While
elephants wet their ears first by blasting water from their
trunks, humans should begin with their wrists to quickly cool
down the blood flowing through their veins.
9. Run a fan and an air conditioner simultaneously. You can
use the air conditioner at lower power and still feel cool if the
fan is blowing over you. That's because the air conditioner
removes humidity from the air while the fan helps evaporate sweat
and moves heat away from your body. (Note: Fans don't cool a
room; they just make people feel cooler, so shut them off before
you leave.)
10. Turn on the vent in the bathroom. When taking showers,
be sure to use the vent fan: It helps sticky moisture escape.
11. Let your computer take a nap. Set it to go into
low-power "sleep" mode if you are away from it for more than 10
minutes and it will give off less heat. When you're finished for
the day, shut the machine down completely. Despite what some IT
guy may have told you years ago, properly shutting down and
restarting modern-day computers won't put undue strain on the
hardware. And forget about working with a computer on your lap--
it's too darn hot. "That's why they changed the name from laptop
to notebook," says Justin Solomon, a 19-year-old undergraduate at
Stanford University who took first place in computer science at
the 2005 Intel International Science and Engineering Fair.
12. Wick while you work. To keep yourself cooler when
computing, plug a Kensington FlyFan ($12, www.amazon.com) into a
USB port on your machine. The fan's flexible neck lets you
direct the breeze to your sweaty brow.
13. Skip the drying cycle on the dishwasher. Instead, leave
the door open to let the dishes dry. And put off using the
dishwasher until evening, when the air is cooler. Or simply wash
your dishes the old-fashioned way: by hand.
14. Dress right. Wear one of the widely available synthetic
fabrics designed to wick away sweat and that sticky feeling
(examples include Coolmax and Nano-Tex); they're not just for
athletes anymore. If you prefer cotton, make it thin, light
colored, and, most of all, loose. "The best thing is to have
sweat evaporate directly from skin to air," says Larry Kenney, a
professor of physiology and kinesiology at Pennsylvania State
University, in University Park. "The next best thing is for the
sweat to move quickly from your skin to clothing and then
evaporate. Loose, billowy clothes allow air movement next to the
skin and help with evaporation."
15. Shuck your shoes. As the sweat on your feet evaporates,
it cools the skin and the blood in your feet. Blood vessels then
whisk that blood to other parts of the body, so "you're getting a
greater sensation of coolness," says Donald R. Bohay, M.D., a
member of the American Orthopedic Foot & Ankle Society.
16. Spice it up. As people who live in scorching climates,
such as those of Mexico and India, know well, eating hot stuff
can cool you down. "Chili peppers contain capsaicin, a chemical
compound that helps us to perspire more readily," says Rick
Bayless, the James Beard Award-winning chef of Frontera Grill, in
Chicago. When this sweat evaporates, you experience brief
relief.
17. Swig often. To replace the moisture that you lose as
you perspire, be sure to drink. As you lose water to
dehydration, your body temperature rises, so replacing fluids is
essential to keeping cool. Avoid beverages that contain alcohol,
caffeine or lots of sugar, which are dehydrating. "Also opt for
hydrating foods," says Deena Kastor, a marathon runner and an
Olympic bronze medalist. "Try a smoothie for lunch, and add more
fruits and vegetables to all your meals. Watermelon has the
greatest water content of any food out there."
18. Eat light. There's a reason we reach for salads in the
summer. They're easier to digest than, say, a fatty hamburger,
which leaves you feeling sluggish in the high heat. Instead, go
for fruits and vegetables, which are watery and help keep you
hydrated (and cooler), says Robert Kenefick, a physiologist at
the U.S. Army Research Institute of Environmental Medicine, in
Natick, MA, where researchers study the effects of extreme
climates on soldiers' bodies.
19. Give your oven a summer vacation. If you cook, use the
stovetop, the microwave, or a barbecue. "Grill some extra
vegetables when you're making dinner," says Deborah Madison,
author of Vegetable Soups from Deborah Madison's Kitchen
(Broadway, $20). "The next day, mix them with a little Feta
cheese and olive oil for a great, cool snack."
20. Shut the lights. Or change the bulbs: Long-lasting
compact fluorescent bulbs produce about 70 percent less heat than
standard incandescents.
21. Give the clothes dryer a break, too. Hang a clothesline
and let your towels and sheets flap in the breeze. "They smell
wonderful," says Paul Hooker, whose company, Sferra, sells sheets
made in Italy, where, he adds, almost everyone hangs them out to
dry.
22. Make a "cold compress." Fill a cotton sock with rice,
tie the sock with twine, and freeze it for two hours before
bed-time. Then slide it between the sheets. Rice retains cold
for a long period because it's dense and starchy, says Jim Hill,
Ph.D., an associate dean of the College of Agricultural and
Environmental Sciences at the University of California at Davis.
23. Escape. Relax with A Winter's Tale, The Call of the
Wild, Doctor Zhivago, or Smilla's Sense of Snow. "Reading about
cold can take your mind off the thermometer, evoking one's own
experience of ice and snow," says Walter Brown, a clinical
professor of psychiatry at the medical schools of Brown and Tufts
universities and an expert in the placebo effect. "It's also a
bit of self-hypnosis. Sometimes when I shower and the water is
cold, I tell myself it's hot and I can make myself believe it."
You can save that last insight for another season entirely.
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Sweatology (By Abigail Zuger. From The New York Times, ©
Aug. 14, 2007)
Like the finish line of a long road race, the Times Square subway
platform one recent hot afternoon was a study in wet humanity,
from drenched (a large woman in shorts and a skimpy,
sweat-splotched top, flushed and vigorously fanning herself), to
barely bedewed (an elderly man in a suit and tie calmly reading
his paper).
Who would believe that every sufferer had the same model of
personal air-conditioner operating at full blast?
Sweat is our interior coolant, part of a uniquely human
biologic machine. The machine drips and occasionally stalls:
long waits on torpid platforms can inspire glum reflections on
how it will hold up as the planet heats up. But experts counsel
optimism: the system is sturdy, adjustable and even reproducible
by engineers working to make our future sweaty selves more
comfortable.
Humans operate in a tiny range of preferred internal
temperatures. We can tolerate overcooling, routinely recovering
from long periods of hypothermia with body temperatures diving 20
or more degrees below normal.
But we have little tolerance for even brief overheating: the
brain malfunctions with six or seven degrees of fever, and an
internal temperature of 110, barely a dozen degrees above normal,
is often cited as the upper limit compatible with life. So a
good internal air-conditioner is essential, both to dissipate the
heat generated by the body's metabolism and to relieve the heat
absorbed from miserable summer weather.
"It is plain old unglamorous sweat that has made humans what
they are today," writes the evolutionary anthropologist Nina G.
Jablonski in her recent book Skin. "Without plentiful sweat
glands keeping us cool with copious sweat, we would still be clad
in the thick hair of our ancestors, living largely apelike
lives."
Fur inhibits sweat-induced cooling, and furry animals
generally have other ways to lose heat. In humans, Dr. Jablonski
argues, sweat glands evolved as body hair vanished, allowing
optimal cooling of the enlarging hominid brain and an active
lifestyle even in the blazing sun.
For sedentary pursuits in temperate weather, people have no
need to sweat: excess metabolic heat easily moves from blood
vessels at the surface of the skin into the surrounding air.
Because the skin is not completely waterproof, some evaporation
of water from skin cells adds a little extra cooling.
But when the body's owner decides to exercise, the muscles
generate too much heat for the air to absorb. The same thing
happens when the temperature climbs into the 90s: the skin stops
losing heat to the air and absorbs it instead. Then
temperature-sensing nerves in the skin and the body's interior
tell the brain to unleash a flow of sweat for heavy-duty
evaporation and cooling.
Humidity reduces evaporation and makes everyone sweatier. A
breeze enhances evaporation and makes skin cooler (unless the air
is so hot the body absorbs its heat instead). Dehydration
markedly reduces sweat production. So does sunburn.
But individual sweat patterns still vary enormously. Age,
sex, genes, weight and shape play a role, said Craig Crandall, a
thermoregulation expert at University of Texas Southwestern
Medical Center and Presbyterian Hospital, both in Dallas. So
does nonexercise activity, and so, according to a pivotal set of
sweat studies done during World War II, does clothing, although
not in the way one might predict.
Some people have fewer than two million sweat glands; some
have as many as four million. Heavy sweaters may have glands
five times average size; their big glands are more sensitive to
nerve stimuli and make more sweat.
Everyone's inner temperature cycles around a slightly
different genetically determined version of 98.6 set by the
hypothalamus, the brain region that serves as thermostat. We run
a little cooler in the morning, a little warmer in the late
afternoon. Women run about half a degree higher after ovulation.
With menopause the female thermostat becomes notoriously
trigger-happy, imagining excess heat where none exists and
generating unnecessary sweat.
Men may be more thermally stable, but not for long:
beginning about age 60 both sexes sweat less, even if they are in
good physical condition, and even if they become seriously
overheated. Thus the statistics that during heat waves the
elderly are at highest risk of heat stroke.
As for obesity, it is complicated, Dr. Crandall said. Fat
may insulate the interior from very hot external temperatures,
but it also may compromise heat transfer from interior to skin.
Carrying more weight generates more metabolic heat to get rid of.
That means more sweat, but research suggests that large people
cannot grow more sweat glands to cope with the extra heat load.
Radiation of heat from skin to air may become especially
important in their heat control.
Overall, though, these factors make small difference in
sweat rate. The bigger differences come from activities that may
fall short of exercise. Even brief spurts of walking or leg
jiggling generate metabolic heat that turns into sweat, as do
anger and frustration. The sweatiest person on the subway
platform is probably the one who just ran for a train and missed
it, Dr. Crandall said.
And as for clothing: less is not always better. In studies
during World War II, researchers sat volunteers on wooden boxes
in the California desert, some wearing standard olive drab
military fatigues, some in light tan summer uniforms, and some
"near naked." The unclothed "soldiers" sweated about 30 percent
more than the others--an indication of how much heat their
unprotected skin was absorbing from the environment.
And so the average urban warrior might be forewarned that
near-nudity on hot subway platforms may be counterproductive, as
may be vigorous fanning, pacing and gesticulating if the train is
late.
What will happen as the planet heats and more is asked of
our sweat glands? No problem, experts say: the system can easily
rev up into a high, efficient gear.
The process is called heat acclimation and is routinely seen
in athletes training in hot weather. At first their internal
temperatures climb, they sweat profusely, lose large quantities
of salt in their sweat and feel
miserable. But as the days pass they sweat even more, their salt
loss diminishes, both skin and internal temperatures drop, and
their endurance improves.
At least in part, heat acclimation reflects bigger, juicier
sweat glands: in monkeys exposed to continuous heat and humidity,
individual sweat glands more than doubled in volume after only
two months.
And it took only a week or so for the research subjects in
the California desert to develop high sweat rates, low pulse
rates and low rectal temperatures. They could work more
comfortably, with greatly improved well-being.
In the words of the scientists, they had become "desert
worthy."
All in all, Dr. Crandall pointed out, global warming is
likely to be far less thermally dramatic for the individual
person than a relocation from Canada to Florida, with its
accompaniment of larger, more efficient sweat glands and slightly
moister skin.
If the world does become a sweatier place, some engineers
are primed to cope. In 2005, a team at the United States
Department of Energy's National Renewable Energy Laboratory in
Colorado completed work on a mannequin, christened Adam, who
sweats like a human being and can complain like one, too.
Adam's slim carbon frame is covered with 120 separate
temperature-sensing and sweating zones; water seeps from an
interior two-quart reservoir out through his porous skin. He is
wirelessly connected to a computer whose software forms his
hypothalamus. Other software based on human reactions to a range
of temperatures provides estimates of his comfort in various
situations.
Adam was devised to help reduce automobile fuel consumption
by evaluating ways to limit air-conditioner use. Fully dressed
in a car parked in the hot sun, he gets as wet on his back and
rear end as any human driver, and just as irritable. Programmers
can also rev up his metabolic rate to provide a good, sweaty
simulation of road rage, said one of his creators, John Rugh, a
senior mechanical engineer.
Adam has helped evaluate clothes for astronauts to wear
underneath their spacesuits, and devices to warm injured
soldiers. Currently unemployed, he is looking for other work
mimicking the human experience in temperature extremes, Mr. Rugh
said.
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Feeling the Burn in Death Valley (By Todd Richissin. From The
Christian Science Monitor, © Aug. 1, 2007)
D. J. Haynes knows a hot that not many people
in the world will ever know. His is a slap-in-the-face hot, an
up-the-shorts hot, a down-the-shirt hot--a hot that burns sweat
so quickly people don't know it's pouring out of them. It's a
deadly hot.
It also may be the only hot in the world so brutal it has
become a tourist attraction, a place people visit for how it
feels as much as how it looks.
For nine scorching years, Mr. Haynes has lived and worked
with this heat in California's Death Valley National Park, one of
the hottest places on earth many days of the year, and the
absolute hottest place in the world on others.
Death Valley is hotter, drier and lower than anywhere in
North America. On July 10, 1913, the temperature here hit 134
degrees F, making it the hottest day recorded anywhere, ever.
Since then, only the Sahara Desert has been hotter, by two
degrees, in 1922, according to most records. Even the average
low temperature here in July and August is nearly 90.
Home and office for Haynes, a souvenir and grocery store
manager, are on opposite sides of California's Highway 190, near
the main entrance and exit of the park. The air on his commute
to work and home these days regularly soars to more than 120
degrees--the average for August is 113, a reprieve from July's
115 average.
To Haynes, and to many visitors, though, this place is about
more than heat.
"I've been here long enough to know what this place really
is," says Haynes. "It's not a valley of death. It's a valley of
life. It's a living lady you fear at first because you know she
can kill you.... And then you see all the life here and you
appreciate it more and respect it more."
Or, as Death Valley ranger Terry Baldino puts it: "The heat
attracts some people here, but when they get here, that's not why
they go, 'Wow!'"
Visitors discover that the 140-mile long valley is many
different places, not all of which they anticipated. Death
Valley, in fact, is neither strictly a valley nor a place of
absolute death. It is a quilt of extremes. Strands of scorched
blacks weave with slabs of glittering whites. Disorderly
splotches of dead green shrubs contrast with sand dunes, randomly
placed but immaculately combed. Whole areas of monochrome are
bordered by mountains in various hues of black, purple and green.
"We could not say we decided to come for exactly this reason
and this reason, but it was more than the heat," says Wendy
Bastiansen, who traveled here last month from Antwerp, Belgium,
with her husband for a second honeymoon, of all things. They
brought 10 other family members with them. "Sometimes you just
know you want to go somewhere, but there is no real reason except
you have this feeling that it's a place you would like to go.
Maybe you are wrong. Now I see it, and it's like I know where I
am. I am in Death Valley--but I also feel like I am somewhere
that's not real."
Indeed, her husband, Paul Heylen--wearing a cap with flames
drawn on it--adds, "I think there is no way not to feel different
and see things in a different way when you are here.... I see
parts here and think they look not normal, but they feel normal
here."
But they don't discount the heat as part of the intrigue.
The ground here reaches 200 degrees in the summer--so hot that
even feet with shoes can't stay still. The air itself gets so
hot that large patches of it can become distorted with the
waviness commonly seen over glowing charcoal. While it's a key
reason so many people visit here, it's also why so many don't.
The Grand Canyon drew 4.2 million visitors last year. Bryce
Canyon National Park, a few hours away, drew more than 1 million.
This place drew less than 800,000 last year, and is projected to
draw even fewer this year. If not for foreign visitors, Death
Valley's attendance would be even more dead: About 70 percent of
summer visitors come from outside the United States. Most come
from western Europe. But why not go to the Greek Islands? Hot,
but at least there are beaches. Prague? Gorgeous, and a lot
closer to home. And if the object is to see what the United
States is like, is Death Valley a place to draw conclusions? The
Rocky Mountains come with a valley or two and water and shade.
And they're cooler. Anywhere is. So, why fly over an ocean and
drive up and down mountains to get here?
"It's breathtaking and beautiful, but I know some people say
it's just weird or ugly, like a wasteland," says Carolina
Bautista, a Spaniard in long sleeves and kerchief. "I think
those are people who have never been here but think they know
what it is. I'm here, and I think that even when I say it's
beautiful, I can see how it's ugly in a way. It's so
different in different parts, but that's part of the beauty to
me."
She has parked in the center of the valley between Highway
190 and a drop of 1,000 feet that extends forever, as far as the
eye can tell, overlooking undulating humps of earth that appear
like a million hunched-back men, tightly packed right up to a
range of small mountains in purples, blacks and greens. Drive
farther, though, and Death Valley becomes tall daggers jutting
from the ground. At first sight, from both of these places, the
valley indeed looks dead.
But look at some of the 1,000 species of plants hanging on,
or a lizard on the valley floor, or a rare glimpse of a coyote in
the brambles, and maybe this place looks like hope.
"To me it simply looks breathtaking," says, Carsten Johansen, a
vicar from Copenhagen, standing before Badwater Basin, the lowest
point in the Western Hemisphere. "I see all the stages of life
here, and death, yes. But isn't that one of life's stages?"
The vicar overlooks mounds of gleaming salt, some 10 feet
deep, stretching miles outward, remnants of a long-gone river,
now dead but very much part of the living landscape of Death
Valley. This is where temperatures tend to get hottest in the
park, where breezes cut rather than soothe, where the air feels
like needles.
It is remarkable the amount of life, sizeable life, even,
that lives with the sear of nature here: coyotes, ravens,
roadrunners, ground squirrels, lizards, and even big horn sheep.
The only life in Death Valley that may be more remarkable is back
where Haynes lives.
"This is where I learned about life, in this so-called
valley of death," says Haynes, who arrived here nine years ago a
refugee from drugs, alcohol and gambling. He'd hopped on a bus
that brought him here from a street corner in Las Vegas, where
those wanting work were informed to wait for a ride. He's worked
his way up from making hotel beds to being head of retail in the
park store here.
And while each year he gets it in his head to leave, Haynes
says that looking at the canopy of stars above keeps him here: it
reminds him of the beauty when the temperature is a few degrees
less hot. The beauty of the valley is in its message, he says:
"Appreciate life because it's tender, and be inspired by it
because it's so tough."
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The Camel Library (By Masha Hamilton. From Oprah, ©
December 2007)
The camels halt under an acacia tree, grunting, weary from a
two-hour trip through the African bush. "Toh! Toh!" the herders
cry, whipping the beasts' knees to force them to kneel so their
cargo can be unloaded. Then the traveling librarians open a
wooden box, revealing its cache: books of fairy tales, novels,
atlases, biographies and more in English and Swahili (the
official languages in Kenya). Barefoot children appear as if out
of nowhere, sinewy and dusty, leaning against one another as they
watch the librarians unroll grass mats and spread out the books.
They wait for the moment when they can sit on the ground and hold
the books in their own hands.
Garissa, along the murky Tana River not far from the border
with Somalia, is home to the world's only camel-borne library,
which travels deep into the bush to bring books to a seminomadic
people known as pastoralists who have spent generations roaming
in search of water for themselves and their camels, cows and
goats. Though they live in Kenya, most are ethnic Somalis;
borders on maps are of little meaning here. Homes are built of
grass, paper and pencil are rare, and illiteracy has hovered
above 85 percent in this isolated region, where many have a
strong attachment to the nomadic lifestyle and are wary of modern
ways.
When the camel library began operating in October 1996,
"checking out a library book was not a clear concept," Garissa's
head librarian, Rashid Farah, explained as we walked through the
bush behind the lumbering camels. Farah chose camels to
introduce his service in part because much of the bush is
otherwise impassable, and in part because he wanted to find a way
to make the foreign familiar. These ships of the desert are as
trusted as one's own grandmother here. Still, adapting to the
bimonthly appearance of the camel library took time. "Parents
would say to me, I didn't ask you to give my child this book.
Why should I have to return it?"
But Farah persisted. Since he began, more teachers have
arrived in the region, and now 12 camels accompanied by
librarians trudge through the bush to four settlements every day,
four days a week, despite temperatures that linger around 100
degrees in an arid, undeveloped landscape. It may seem an
outsize effort to try to spread a love of literature, but a
single trip proves it's worth it. Those who live with chronic
poverty in a world almost inconceivably different from our own
turn the pages of books with something nearing devotion. Many
view these librarians as heroes in their commitment to education
and reading.
My visit to the region came in 2006, during a third year of
drought and famine. I gave away maize and cooking oil wherever
we stopped. Grown-ups gathered for the food, the women sometimes
squatting under a tree and motioning for me to join them.
Giggling children, too, were briefly interested in the appearance
of a blonde foreigner, but soon they forgot me and became
consumed by the books, often reading to themselves in slow,
hushed voices. Eighteen-year-old Ismael told me he has been
checking out books from the camel library for three years, and he
credits it with helping him improve the English he needs for
exams he hopes will allow him to continue his education in a
city.
To continue its work, the camel library needs more books.
The bush is hard on paper, and sometimes in these seminomadic
communities, readers--moving on before the library can return--
take their books with them. So with the help of two author
friends, I began to ask for donations. We started by asking
fellow writers whose works we love to donate to the library five
of their favorite books. The response was immediate, and soon
the drive expanded to include not only award-winning writers but
librarians, publishers, agents, readers and bloggers in several
languages--an outpouring from those who value literature. We set
up a Web site to highlight donors. Contributions have ranged
from Margaret Wise Brown's The Runaway Bunny to Ernest
Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea to Dave Eggers's What Is the
What, as well as books on astronomy and geography, and books in
Swahili and Somali. Librarian Rashid Farah responded with thanks
and his own e-mail address, and although he checks e-mail
infrequently, a link was born, with books serving as the bridge.
The camel library continues to awe and inspire by its
demonstration of the lengths people will go to share a love of
reading.
##
Between the Grains (By David Fahrenthold. From The Washington
Post, © July 10, 2008)
At Cape Henlopen, DE, Michelle Clark, 13, was laying on the
beach--or, rather, in the beach, since a couple of giggling
friends had buried her up to her belly--when Bill Hall walked
over with an unwelcome lesson about sand.
It's not just tiny grains and salty water, he told her.
It's alive.
The damp pile covering her legs was teeming with microscopic
creatures, from tiny plants to wiggling worms, said Hall, a
University of Delaware staff member who teaches classes about the
ocean. They're all denizens of a world where licking one's
dinner off a sand grain is common practice.
"So I'm laying in them right now?" asked Michelle, visiting
this Atlantic Ocean beach with a Girl Scouts troop from Mount
Airy, MD.
Hall said she was.
"Awesome!" Michelle said, in a tone that indicated it was
not.
Of all the strange worlds that summer brings us close to,
few are as strange or as close as the one beneath the bikinied
bottoms of beachgoers. There, between the grains, is a
microscopic ecosystem populated by sand-lickers, sticky-toed
worms and four-legged "water bears." It's a world that remains
largely unexplored, despite being near enough to touch.
"I always tell people: If they only knew what they had their
toes stuck into," said Linda Schaffner, a professor at the
Virginia Institute of Marine Science in Gloucester Point, VA,
near Hampton Roads.
Of course, nobody needs a microscope to find life on a
seashore in Maryland, Virginia or Delaware. Visitors might see
ghost crabs and piping plovers scurrying across the sand or
Assateague Island ponies chewing beach grass.
But in the sand, it's a different story--on an entirely
different scale. The animals that live there are often less than
a millimeter long and sometimes as small as one-twentieth of a
millimeter. They make up for size with numbers: Scientists
estimate that a bucket of sand might hold thousands of these tiny
creatures. In a few square yards of beach, there might be
millions.
This world, seen best with a microscope, plays by rules
different from ours; researchers say. And the first rule is:
Grab hold of something. For creatures this small, even the
smallest wave breaks on the sand with tsunami force. If a wave
washed them into open water, the creatures could become food for
small fish, mole crabs or other predators.
"Anything that lives in the surf gets its butt kicked," said
Hall, the Delaware educator.
"Unlike us, most of these
small animals have enough sense to stay out of the surf."
Every creature manages to hold on in its own way. Animals
called water bears, which have the puffed-up bodies and stubby
limbs of a parade balloon animal, use tiny claws or suction cups.
Worms called gastrotrichs have bodies covered with tiny tubes
that secrete a cement. Other animals use spikes, which jam them
into place, or toes that produce sticky glue.
In many cases, the animals anchor themselves using sand
grains. In their world, these grains are large objects, less
likely than a tiny animal to be swept out to sea. The animals
live either on or between the grains. "They are boulders," said
Seth Tyler, a professor at the University of Maine, one of the
few scientists who study this world.
The sand is a buffet, as well as a shelter. Scientists say
the grains are often covered in bacteria or tiny plants called
diatoms. Enough sunlight penetrates the sand that these plants
can survive even an inch under the surface.
This food is licked off by worms that crawl over the surface
of a grain or is munched on by tiny shrimplike creatures with
waving legs called copepods. An animal called Tetranchyroderma
looks like a flying carpet with a mouth, propelling itself with a
bellyful of hairs and vacuuming up bacteria in a giant maw. Some
worms called polychaetes simply eat the sand whole and let their
digestive systems clean it off. Out the back end, eventually,
comes a trail of clean sand.
As we said, it's a different world down there.
"It really is a different kind of existence, the
interstitial environment," said Douglas Miller, a professor at
the University of Delaware. Scientists call these creatures
"interstitial" because they live in the interstices, or empty
spaces, between grains.
Life in this world is short: Most creatures live only a few
weeks. That means they need to be ready for reproduction
quickly, often a few days after birth. Here again, things are
different in the sand. Some creatures have both male and female
organs, though they don't usually fertilize themselves. "Some
animals can actually switch back and forth" between being male
and female again and again, said Rick Hochberg, a professor at
the University of Massachusetts at Lowell. "Kind of makes some
people jealous, I think."
Because these creatures are so small and hard to see,
they've been studied for only 100 years or so. One expert
estimated that perhaps only 25 percent of them have been
identified. Even now, relatively few researchers focus on this
inner life of the beach, though there are centers of scholarship,
including the University of South Carolina.
For those who do, the upside of studying sand dwellers is
the discoveries. Scientists in other fields spend their whole
careers trying to discover a new species. In this one, you'd
have to try not to.
"Literally, every time we go out, we see something new,"
Hockberg said. He alone has described 20 new animals or groups
of animals, including the one new genus called Smithsoniarhyches
that he named after the Smithsonian Institution, a previous
employer. This genus includes worms with tiny hooks perched on
their heads, designed to snatch prey, most likely smaller worms.
We probably won't be seeing their pictures on T-shirts in
Smithsonian gift shops anytime soon.
As it turns out, finding new names is a regular problem,
since new species turn up so often. Tyler, at the University of
Maine, said his group once named a particularly fast-moving
species after NASCAR racer Dale Earnhardt.
"They get named after mothers-in-law and old girlfriends,"
Tyler said. It's considered bad form to name one after yourself.
Because these creatures are so little understood, scientists
are just beginning to explore what they can tell us about
pollution or climate change. In other places around the world,
sand creatures have been shown to be sensitive to contamination.
But there have been few case studies in the mid-Atlantic.
Even though they have just begun to map the world of the
sand dwellers, scientists are sure of one thing: We should be
glad these creatures are there. They don't seem to cause any
human diseases. In fact, they seem to act as the beach's unseen
cleaning crew, eating the bacteria left behind by our discarded
fries and uncurbed dogs.
And these creatures sit at the bottom of several important
food chains: They feed baby fish and small crabs and clams, which
become food for a succession of larger creatures. Some important
animals eat beach life directly, like the piping plover, a
threatened bird species.
"If the people appreciate the shorebirds," said Don Boesch,
president of the University of Maryland Center for Environmental
Science, they should understand that the birds are alive because
of "all these little organisms that are living between the sand
grains."
On the beach, Michelle Clark and her friends did not panic
after Hall's sketch of the freakish world in the sand beneath
them. The friends kept right on sitting, and Michelle kept right
on giggling under her pile of sand.
No fear factor?
"They're not going to eat us," said Annie Chamoun, 14, with
all the stoicism of summer.
##
Vacation (By Rita Dove)
I love the hour before takeoff,
that stretch of no time, no home
but the gray vinyl seats linked like
unfolding paper dolls. Soon we shall
be summoned to the gate, soon enough
there'll be the clumsy procedure of row numbers
and perforated stubs--but for now
I can look at these ragtag nuclear families
with their cooing and bickering
or the heeled bachelorette trying
to ignore a baby's wail and the baby's
exhausted mother waiting to be called up early
while the athlete, one monstrous hand
asleep on his duffel bag, listens,
perched like a seal trained for the plunge.
Even the lone executive
who has wandered this far into summer
with his lasered itinerary, briefcase
knocking his knees--even he
has worked for the pleasure of bearing
no more than a scrap of himself
into this hall. He'll dine out, she'll sleep late,
they'll let the sun burn them happy all morning
--a little hope, a little whimsy
before the loudspeaker blurts
and we leap up to become
Flight 828, now boarding at Gate 17.
##
Pillow Talk (By Lisa McLaughlin. From Time, © Feb. 25,
2008)
It wasn't long ago that the one thing a hotel didn't promise was
the thing it nominally exists to provide: a good night's sleep.
Beyond a wake-up call and a chocolate on the pillow, it was all
up to the guest. Those days are long gone. Hotels both large
and small are engaged in a battle to see who can be the most
luxurious, and at the center of the war is the bed. That
chocolate is now likely to be imported and artisanally made; the
pillow, covered in a 400-thread-count, organically grown cotton
case and accompanied by other fluffy luxuries, all designed with
sleep in mind.
Hotels competing to offer the best in sleep are creating
super-slumber chambers, with soft lighting, modified minibars
stocked with herbal teas, and more. Take the KN Tranquility
Suite, created for the Hotel Monaco in Chicago by pajama designer
Karen Neuberger, with soothing colors and luxe bamboo bedding.
Or consider the Fairmont Washington, DC, where the sleep menu
includes a de-stress neck massage, an in-room yoga sleep class,
herbal teas or smoothies with lavender cookies, and a teddy bear.
"It does help," says business traveler Emily Gilden, whose
frequent trips often left her weary until she started exploring
hotels that had sleep amenities. "I'm less cranky about being
away from home."
For overworked Americans, sleep and the products that
promise a good night of it have become an obsession. "Whether
our guests are traveling for business or pleasure, one of the
most important things they want is a good night's sleep," says
Von DeLuna, general manager of the Hotel Burnham in Chicago,
where guests can check out any of eight kinds of pillows from the
hotel's pillow library. "We have a 100 percent natural
buckwheat-hull pillow; a snore-reducing pillow, which really
works; full-length body pillows; special eye pillows--whatever
people need to sleep better." DeLuna notes that while guests
travel to experience something new, when it comes to the bed,
they often want to replicate the comforts of their own. "We used
to have lots of people bringing their pillows from home with
them," he says.
At New York's City's 70 Park Avenue Hotel, general manager
Ericka Nelson agrees that everything starts with the pillow, a
belief she came by the hard way. Her husband snores, and it took
the right selection of pillows to keep her comfortable and him
quiet throughout the night. "When we check into a hotel," she
says, "the first thing that we do is divide up the pillows." On
March 3, her hotel opened its own pillow library to celebrate
National Sleep Awareness Week, but it has been in the sleep-
amenities game for a while. The hotel already offers Frette
sheets, with matching pajamas available; DVDs of yoga sleep
techniques; and a natural chocolate drink called the Dreamerz
Chocolate S'nores.
Other hotels are designing sleep amenities to fit their
individual personalities. At La Mansion del Rio in San Antonio,
handcrafted worry dolls are placed in rooms every night, a nod to
Yanaguana folklore, which promises that your cares will evaporate
by dawn if you transfer them to the dolls as you sleep. The
Milliken Creek Inn and Spa in Napa Valley, CA, offers a package
that includes the Good Night Sleep Kit by Deepak Chopra. And at
the Hard Rock Hotel San Diego, the "vibe manager" will create a
playlist of mellow music (ranging from Simon and Garfunkel to
Morcheeba) as part of its turndown service.
The Benjamin Hotel in New York City perhaps goes the
farthest to ensure slumber. It actually guarantees a restful
night. If you don't sleep as well as at home, it will refund the
cost of your stay. The hotel improves its odds with a secret
weapon: sleep concierge Anya Orlanska, who contacts guests by e-
mail before arrival to determine their preferences and needs. "I
would say 80 percent of our guests take advantage of this
service," she says. Orlanska helps them choose from 11 types of
pillows, including hypoallergenic and water-filled models, a
jelly neck roll and a 5-foot (1.5 m) body cushion. The rooms
have blackout curtains and soundproof windows. "We also can
arrange for spa treatments, comfort foods like peanut butter and
jelly or milk and cookies before bed, and white-noise machines,"
she says.
Lullabies aren't included at the Benjamin, but at the hotel
Andaz in London, columnist and BBC playwright Damian Barr read
bedtime stories to guests all through March. Sweet dreams.
##
The Wine Doctor (By Frederick Paola. From New Sudden Fiction,
© 2007)
It was a late afternoon in August in the year of our Lord 1930,
in year VIII of the Era Fascista. Dottore Cotrolao, just back in
his second-floor office after a meal of morzeddu washed down with
an exceptional local wine from the Savuto Valley, did a double
take when he saw who had entered his office as his first patient
of the evening.
It was Ezio Delli Castelli, the wine doctor of Nocera
Terinese. A chemist who had made his living chiefly as an
oenologist, a specialist in wine making, he was also a part-time
oenopath, a practitioner of the unique healing art of oenopathy.
Patients came to him with ailments of various sorts, and he
prescribed a course of treatment with this particular wine or
that. The wines he recommended depended, of course, upon the
patient's diagnosis--and circumstances. While he closely guarded
his therapeutic secrets, it was thought that his prescriptions
took into account the types of grapes that went into the wine;
the composition of the soil from which the grapes had been
harvested; how long they had been allowed to ferment before
racking; and even the condition of the barrels in which the wine
was stored.
Ezio Delli Castelli was well-versed in Italian wines in
general, and had a working knowledge of imported wines as well.
Most of his patients, however, were limited for financial reasons
to wines produced locally, by the likes of Carmine Mauri,
Vittorio Ventura, Leopoldo Rossi, Nicola Mancini, Carmine Nicoli,
and Annunziato Palarchio, using Calabrian grape varieties such as
Aglianico, Gaglioppo, Guarnaccia, Pecorello, Nerello, Sangiovese,
Magliocco, Nocera, Trebbiano Toscano, Zibibbo, Greco, Malvasia
and Mantonico. Ezio Delli Castelli did not charge for his
oenopathic services, and most patients were quite satisfied with
the treatment they received from him, as well as with the results
they experienced.
Dottore Cotrolao knew that many of the townspeople had
sought the advice of Ezio Delli Castelli for health problems,
either instead of or in addition to more conventional medicine.
He supposed it might have something to do with the fact that in
those days there were 18 bettole or cantinas in Nocera Terinese
and only one pharmacy. The patients, not wanting to offend
Dottore Cotrolao, didn't mention it to him; nor would Dottore
Cotrolao deign to broach the subject, other than in the form of
an occasional sarcastic remark to a patient he had not seen in a
while, such as, "Eh, Don Francesco, long time no see. Had any
good wine lately?"
"Buona sera, Don Delli Castelli." While Cotrolao had heard
Ezio Delli Castelli's clients refer to him as dottore, damned if
he was going to address him by that honorific title. "Che posso
fare per Voi?" he asked. "What can I do for you?" He had used
Voi (the polite form of "you" favored by Mussolini) rather than
Lei (the equally polite form of "you" discouraged by Mussolini as
Iberian) because Cotrolao knew Ezio Delli Castelli disdained the
use of Voi, though he wasn't sure whether this aversion was
grounded in politics or linguistics.
Ezio Delli Castelli, a slight man dressed in a worn but
freshly pressed brown three-piece suit, looked perplexed and
somewhat embarrassed. Fumbling with the hat on his lap, he
looked at the taller, heavier man seated behind the dark wood
desk before him.
"Dottore, i raggi," he said. "The x-rays."
"Of course," Dottore Cotrolao answered, slapping himself on
the forehead. Now he remembered. How had he forgotten? Ezio
Delli Castelli had visited him about a month before with a
nagging cough and had reported coughing up small amounts of
blood. Dottore Cotrolao had sent him to the hospital in
Catanzaro for a chest x-ray. Searching for the film in the pile
on his desk, Dottore Cotrolao studied Ezio Delli Castelli
surreptitiously. Today he was noticeably thinner and appeared
mildly dyspneic.
Locating the envelope in a pile of mail that had been
delivered only the day before, Dottore Cotrolao opened it and
held the film up to the light. It showed an extensive
mediastinal mass involving the bifurcation of the trachea.
Erosions were evident in the ribs.
There was silence in the room, and the two men were unaware
of the sounds of life from the world in the street below. The
only connection between the two worlds was the aroma of espresso
wafting up from the bars down the street.
When Dottore Cotrolao spoke, it was not without some
irritation in his voice. "Don Ezio, tell me something. You
practice your healing craft, your ..."
"Oenopathy."
"... oenopathy. Then you get sick and you come to me.
Why?" Even as he asked his question, compelled as he was by
frustration and curiosity, Dottore Cotrolao regretted both the
tone of his voice and his inability to control his own tongue.
Ezio Delli Castelli smiled. "Dottore, I don't know any
other oenopaths, and it would be improper and certainly foolish
of me to treat myself."
Ezio Delli Castelli continued, "That's not to say you were
my second choice. Not at all." He shook his head. "I am most
grateful for the care you have rendered me, and," he went on,
good-naturedly, "if you can heal me I will gladly admit that your
healing art is stronger than mine."
Dottore Cotrolao sadly shook his head no.
In the conversation that followed, he told Ezio Delli
Castelli, as best he could, what the near future would likely
hold for him, and prescribed morphine for management of his
symptoms. It was, alas, a short conversation during which
Dottore Cotrolao, who had delivered his share of bad news to
patients in this very room, avoided looking directly at Ezio
Delli Castelli. Instead, he monitored his patient's reflection
in a mirror on a side wall. At a certain point, Ezio Delli
Castelli followed his doctor's gaze to that same mirror, and for
a moment they studied each other's reflection.
When Dottore Cotrolao finished speaking, Ezio Delli Castelli
nodded and put on his hat as he got up to leave. Cotrolao
quickly came out from behind his desk and placed a gentle hand on
Delli Castelli's shoulder to stop him. "Just a moment, please,"
he said.
Cotrolao held his hands out before him, palms up, and slowly
turned them over, showing them to Ezio Delli Castelli, who,
holding them in his own, studied them for a moment.
"Arthritis deformans," Ezio Delli Castelli remarked
empathetically. Impressed, Cotrolao raised his eyebrows and
nodded.
The two men looked directly at each other. "There is a
small producer near Verbicaro," said Ezio Delli Castelli, taking
a fountain pen from his pocket and writing the name of the
producer on a piece of paper that had been handed to him by
Cotrolao. "Il bianco, non il rosso," he emphasized. "The white,
not the red. No more than 300 milliliters a day. I would try
it."
"I will," Cotrolao answered. They shook hands.
"Grazie, dottore," said Ezio Delli Castelli. "Gracie a Lei,
dottore," answered Cotrolao.
##
Readers Forum
From Timothy La Croix, Winston-Salem, NC:
In the June Ziegler was an announcement for Dating4disabled.com,
and I want to let readers know about a scam on that site. There
are people from Nigeria soliciting for funds and wanting your
bank account number. Somebody might be fooled by this, and I
would hate to see that happen.
From Jake Joehl, Evanston, IL:
I wish to comment on the article, "Conference Provides Helpful
Tips to Job Seekers," appearing in the June issue of the
magazine. The conference sounded great, and I wish I could have
been there. It is absolutely shocking to me that nothing is
being done about our 75 percent unemployment/underemployment
rate. What is probably more shocking to me is how the American
Council of the Blind and the National Federation of the Blind
simply refuse to get a grip and stop being at each other's
throats over differences of opinion regarding such things as
vocational rehab services.
The ACB and the NFB should be ashamed of themselves for not
banding together on this very important issue. State funding is
admittedly a big problem in certain corners of the country, but
one would think that there could at least be improvement
somewhere.
I tried to pursue VR services, but I gave up not long ago,
simply because things just got too out of hand and it wasn't
worth my time and effort. I was bounced around from counselor to
counselor. Not only did they fail to tell me--for the most
part--that a transfer was going to happen, but they also failed
to communicate with one another. Or if they did in fact
communicate, I never knew about it. I certainly hope this will
not remain the case.
To end my comments on a somewhat positive note, I have been
a registered member of eSight and really enjoy it. I am
currently trying to spread the word about the service, which I
heard about a number of years ago from a job coach. Thanks for
publishing the article, and let's hope for some real improvement.
From Tim Hendel, Huntsville, AL:
At best, the June articles about "super-blinks" puzzle me.
There is an aspect of the media coverage of David
Paterson, the legally blind governor of New York State,
that troubles me. Governor Paterson, it is almost always
pointed out, does not use braille or a mobility aid, such
as a cane or guide dog. I do not know the governor well
enough to understand why he shuns the tools that most
blind people consider a help in leading independent lives,
but it bothers me that the media seem to consider the non-
use of these things as a sign of accomplishment.
Governor Paterson is portrayed as a more successful blind
person because he does not need the crutches that the rest
of us use.
Downplaying the importance of braille and mobility aids
does a disservice to the rest of us blind people.
Also, what are we to make of the life of blind
adventurer Miles Hilton-Barber? His feats are interesting
and fascinating, but are the rest of us meant to stand
back and see how little we have accomplished, compared to
Mr. Hilton-Barber? I had one burning question in my mind
as I read the Ziegler article about this man. Namely, how
did he pay for all of his adventures--especially in the
early days, before his notoriety? This question was never
answered. For most of us, including me, just paying for
airlines tickets to the places he has visited is beyond
our means. Clearly Mr. Hilton-Barber has had lots of
support, both economic and human. Many of us regular
blind folks have as much intelligence, determination and
courage in facing our daily lives, yet simply lack the
opportunities and support that others have had.
From Theresa Chan, Singapore, China:
In the June issue, two readers said how rude it is to ask
for pen pals and then not respond to people who write to
you. I agree fully. It is very disrespectful, rude and
mean and shameful. I happen to have experienced similar
rudeness--not just once, but several times. When someone
has the kindness to respond to your request, always be
kind--even if the friendship is unacceptable. Just return
a short note to say, simply, thanks for your offer, which
I appreciate, but will not be able to write. That is OK
and people will understand, but if you just ignore them,
they will be hurt.
Also, when you make requests, always state what kind
of correspondents you want, including ages, nationalities,
genders, interests and formats of contact.
I also have very rude friends right here at home;
they never reply to my e-mails. There are rude people of
every nationality.
Whatever it is in life, do not use your blindness or
any handicap defensively because it is your physical fate
and not society's responsibility. Remember, sighted folks
have problems, as the blind have. Some of us do much
better than sighted people in some ways, but never in
every way.
There is discrimination, but not just against the
blind or blindness. I know there are some people who do
not like blindness, but not all in societies. Some people
do not have the ability to understand you. We cannot
blame society for our aches, and we must remember not to
expect to be treated specially because of our blindness.
If we would like to be well treated, we have to treat
others well.
From a reader in Zimbabwe:
Has anyone brailled a letter to a person in the Pen Pals
column and gotten a reply? Well, as for me, I have
written many, but have gotten no replies. I don't know if
this is the postal service's fault, if I used a wrong
address, or if people do not want me as a correspondent.
With the braille paper crisis that I have, it pains me too
much to waste paper.
From Jeri Williams, Colorado Springs, CO:
I was gratified to read Judy Dixon's information in the
May 2008 Readers Forum. Her explanations of the new rules
pertaining to the braille literary code were enlightening
and appreciated. I trust we braille readers will be
updated as new rules are decided upon and utilized in
publications of general use.
I read and enjoy every issue of the Ziegler from
cover to cover. I especially liked the March editor's
letter, in which he shared names, addresses, phone
numbers, etc., of various resources for materials and
equipment available.
From Jane Welliver, Upper Darby, PA:
I experienced mainstreaming during the 1950s and '60s, but
it was not common at that time. My dad was a school
teacher and later became an elementary school principal.
He had determined long before I reached school age that I
was not going to attend a residential school. Meetings
with the school district administrators and long hours
spent recruiting other students in our area produced what
one might call a home room for visually impaired children.
The school district hired a resource teacher to work with
us on braille, reading, etc. We were sent into other
classrooms for music, arithmetic, social studies, science
and typing.
During those grade school years, our home room
participated in many activities with the other children in
the school. Individually, we wrote stories and poems for
the school newspaper. Each year, as a class, we prepared
a project for the school science fair. We were included
in music programs for school assemblies, where each of us
sang with other children in our same grade. With the help
of our resource teacher and cafeteria aides, we would take
occasional field trips to a farm, a children's zoo, a
train ride, and, on one occasion, to a local radio
station. One part of the school day was different for us.
We spent the recess hour in our home room with a cafeteria
aide.
Most of our written work was done on the Perkins
brailler. We had little exposure to the slate in school.
I later took that up on my own and would be lost without
it now. We used the cube slate for simple arithmetic and
the Taylor slate for more advanced math.
Aides and sighted students escorted us from class to
class in all grades. One of the few disadvantages of
mainstreaming, in my case, was that no one sensed the need
for travel training at an early age. I didn't begin
serious cane training until high school and I had to
travel independently in college.
We attended junior and senior high school with
sighted students. The resource teacher would visit once a
week, mainly for braille transcription.
Mainstreaming isn't for everyone, but I'm convinced
that it was right for me. I would have missed out on a
wonderful home life if I had been forced to attend a
residential school.
The April articles about shortwave radio brought back
fond memories. My folks bought me a multiband radio when
I was in high school. Surfing the dial was my favorite
late-evening activity during the late '60s, '70s and '80s.
From JoseClaudio Suarez Santana, Tenerife, Canary Islands:
The braille system will never die unless it's replaced by
some other allowing us to read and write without any help
from devices or technical equipment. I'm no enemy of
progress, but claim my right to travel by bus reading the
Ziegler or some other magazine, just as sighted citizens
can look at their papers.
A great battle should still be fought so that braille
can serve more people. In Spain, we have had some
advancements in this regard, although too few and too
slowly achieved. Some charitable soul has, for instance,
gotten drug names inscribed on medicine supply items.
Some restaurants show you the menu in braille. Sometimes
you can request official documents in braille. We should
not expect those things to fall out of a serene sky, but
express our need so that more and more accommodations be
legally and effectively given to braille users.
Otherwise, we should not complain.
When you refuse help from sighted people, please be
sure to do so politely. It's difficult when people
express aloud and in most inappropriate terms their pity
for us as blind people. I don't know how to deal with
some situations we confront as blind persons, but I try to
ignore bitter comments that may cause confrontation. It
would be an arduous job to convince the sighted how
mistaken they are about what we can or cannot do.
The short story about marriage and divorce in the May
issue was very revealing. I think fiction is a kind of
transcription of reality in a quite understandable,
beautiful way. I found in some fiction tales pieces of my
own life reflected in most accurate ways, rather than in
articles stuffed with statistics and globally considered
situations.
From Karen Marshall, Chicago, IL:
So many people are just thrilled with all the new
technology that is coming at us at a fantastic rate.
Talking computers, cell phones, reading machines and
heaven only knows what else. I am one of those few who
are not so excited. I can't help but wish to have access
to the good old IBM Selectric. I could do anything with a
Selectric. Yes, I could even do columns and set my
margins.
I am not much of a high-tech person. I guess the
older I get, the less patience I have. It seems like
every business answers your calls by voice mail. Doesn't
anybody want to deal with a customer? Several years ago,
I wrote a poem about voice mail. My husband found a
notice in a magazine about a poetry contest for the blind
in Queensland, Australia. Since I like to write poetry,
he convinced me to send in one of my poems.
"We can win $30," he said. I wrote the poem and Mike
sent it in.
He was right: We won. But by the time we received
our "$30," it was only $19.95. I also received a
certificate. We got a good laugh out of that, and Mike
bought me a box of my favorite chocolates. I am sending
the poem along with this letter.
Voice Mail
I only want to get the facts
And so I make the call.
There's no one there to answer me.
The voice mail says it all.
"Press one for this, press two for that,"
And I become unnerved.
Do they believe that I believe
I'm truly being served?
When finally, I've lost it all,
I've ranted and I've raved,
A voice says, "Thank you very much.
Your message has been saved."
Please give me back the good old days,
When I still had a choice,
And I was warmly greeted by
A real live human voice.
From Charles Biebl, Baltimore, MD:
I have a question about doing one's laundry correctly when
one is totally blind like me. Has anyone used the Jiffy
Steamer? When I asked the manufacturer if blind people
can use it, they couldn't give me any information. They
say using the Jiffy Steamer is five times faster than
ironing.
Contrary to the current trend, your clothes always
look nicer when they are ironed--even if they say
differently on the label. I'm glad I can do my own
laundry. One of the alternative techniques I use is a
clothes hamper that has several compartments in it. One
is for colored clothes, one for white, and one for towels
and wash cloths. What other techniques can I use to make
sure I do a good job?
I think all chapters of NFB or ACB should talk about
grooming or fashion at least once a year. Most sighted
people judge you on your appearance first. They judge you
from the outside in instead of from the inside out--the
way God does.
Also, are stains visible? I was told they are. How
do you know you have them if no one tells you?
[Editor's note: I have no experience with steamers,
but am expert at acquiring stains--especially on new items
of clothing. Stains are always visible. Sometimes you
can feel a stain on a soiled garment. Once washed or
cleaned, however, the stained area will most likely be
undetectable by touch, and it probably will have faded
somewhat. The best hope for removing stains is to treat
them before washing or dry cleaning the garment. There
are products specifically for this purpose, or you can
pour regular detergent directly on the stain. After the
item is clean, asking for sighted assistance is,
unfortunately, the only way to be sure the stain is gone.]
From Rita Warren, St. Louis, MO:
Joseph M. Moore's voice was silenced May 1, 2008. Joe
read for and then worked at Recording for the Blind. At
RFB, then in Manhattan, Joe read from the canon of world
literature, books and materials for law students, and,
most notably, books in Italian, French and Spanish. After
leaving RFB, Joe then read one-on-one to students at the
Lighthouse (reader service in midtown Manhattan). While
at the Lighthouse, Joe read much the same material as at
RFB, and made friendships that lasted a lifetime. He
returned to reading books on tape--this time at Xavier
Society for the Blind. The emphasis at Xavier Society was
on books of Roman Catholic interest.
After leaving those structured settings, Joe read to
many of us at our colleges and universities,
undergraduate, graduate and professional schools, work
places and in our living rooms. Joe's intelligence and
depth and breadth of knowledge made what might have been a
turgid reading experience a luminescent one. Although
Joe's voice is preserved on tape at RFB and Xavier
Society, for those of us who knew him as our friend and
reader, no tape is necessary. Joe's crisp reading style,
near perfect diction and vocal timbre are etched in our
memories.
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Special Notices
Newsmaker. Ziegler reader Eric Calhoun of Inglewood,
CA, was the subject of a recent profile in The Daily
Trojan, the University of Southern California's student
newspaper. This article described Eric as a "superfan,"
who attends many of the school's baseball games and
women's water polo matches. Several players interviewed
for the article commended Eric for the motivation he
provides with his very enthusiastic cheering.
Volunteers with Braille Expertise. The Braille
Authority of North America (BANA) seeks knowledgeable and
enthusiastic braille readers, teachers and transcribers to
serve on various BANA committees. Much of the work of
BANA is conducted by volunteer technical and ad hoc
committees. BANA has nine technical committees and five
ad hoc committees dealing with all aspects of braille
codes. These committees are charged by the BANA board to
develop code (e.g., rules and symbols), revise and update
code, review work from other technical committees, and
respond to questions from constituents. In addition to
committees dealing with the technical aspects of braille
codes, BANA also has committees dealing with publications,
crafts and hobbies, and braille signage and labeling. All
committees have representatives from both the United
States and Canada, and consist of at least one braille
reader, one teacher (of children or adults who are blind)
and one transcriber. Most work is done via e-mail, so all
committee members must have frequent and convenient access
to electronic communication. Several committees are
currently seeking members. To be considered, fill out the
form located at www.brailleauthority.org, stating your
areas of interest and your qualifications (for example,
years of braille reading, teaching or transcribing
experience, certifications or qualifications).
Resources. Connections for the Blind, a classified
ads publication, is continuing on as Connections for
EverythingBlind.com. To subscribe, send a blank e-mail to
subscribe@everythingblind.com. Everythingblind.com is a
growing resource of information about everything blind.
Come visit and add your resources, find information and
products.
Travel Opportunities. Mind's Eye Travel creates
tours for people who are visually impaired or blind. Sue
Bramhall, the owner, has RP, and she designs trips for
people traveling with a sighted guide. Although she and a
sighted aide will be on all tours, Mind's Eye does not
provide around-the-clock personal assistance to those
traveling alone. Hosted trips are customized not only for
comfort, camaraderie and enjoyment but also for full
sensory discovery. Destinations are screened in advance
with hand-picked activities, restaurants and lodging.
Mind's Eye is currently taking reservations for: Discover
the Coast of Maine, Sept. 10 14, $995; Sedona, AZ, and the
Grand Canyon, Oct. 8 13, $1,395; and southern Caribbean
cruise on Princess Cruises, with round-trip from San Juan,
Feb. 15, 2009, starting at $999. Ports of call include
Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua, Barbuda, Tortola and St.
Thomas. Prices are per person, double occupancy. Visit
www.mindseyetravel.com or call 207-542-4438.
Dog Workshop. The fourth annual Southeast Regional
Top Dog Workshop, hosted by Guide Dog Users of Florida,
will take place Jan. 16-18 in Daytona Beach at the LaPlaya
Resort and Suites, 2500 N. Atlantic Avenue; 386-672-0990
or 800-329-8662; www.staydaytona.com. Room rates are $69
per night. Convention rates will also be in effect three
days prior to and three days after the event. You may
reserve your room now, but your credit card will
automatically be charged for one night. Send e-mail to
Debbie Grubb at debbiecg@verizon.net.
Technology Expo. On Sept. 19, from 9:30 a.m. to 6
p.m. Lighthouse International will host LITE 2008, an
assistive technology expo at its New York City offices.
Vendors from across the country will be showcasing
merchandise aimed at helping those who are blind or
visually impaired to lead more independent lives.
Presentations will be given on financing assistive
technology and healthy living using accessible glucose
meters, thermometers and more. For information or
registration fees, contact 800-829-0500, 212-821-9371 or
atceducation@lighthouse.org.
Guide Dog Products. Jeannette Gerrard sells products
that can provide nutrition, joint support, pain management
and keep your dog clean. Call 202-363-4635. Orders will
be drop-shipped.
Spices. Dennis Holter sells items from The Spice Is
Right, which offers Watkins spices and other household
products. Shoppers can consult him for spice
recommendations until accessible catalogs become
available soon. Call 773-572-7833.
Mortgages; Fabric. If you've sold a property in the
past, chances are you've used traditional methods to do
it. In today's market, it's hard to find qualified buyers
using these methods. "Traditional methods" means
accepting buyers who have a loan from a financial
institution. If you were to act as the bank yourself, and
offer to carry back part of the financing with a note and
mortgage, you would increase the amount of buyers who can
buy your property. You're just agreeing to be paid later,
with interest. Once a note and mortgage are created, they
can be sold for immediate cash. Andrew Bontrager helps
individuals connect with a buyer for their mortgage.
Visit www.cash4cashflows.com/abontrager1. Write to
andrew.bontrager@emypeople.com or call 512-629-6227.
Also, he weaves table runners, place mats, scarves and
yarn rugs, any color or length, up to 40 inches wide.
Handcrafts. Sylvia Connor sells nylon net scrubbies
in two sizes, small, $1.75, and large, $2.25. These are
great for non-stick surfaces, George Foreman grills,
bathtubs, scrubbing vegetables, and the center hole is
handy for hanging on a faucet. Toss in the dishwasher or
in with a towel wash and they stay fresh and clean and are
very durable. She also sells cotton dishcloths,
rectangular or round, $2.25 each; mittens in sizes small
through extra large. The extra large fits a woman's hand
nicely, $4.50 a pair; hats, available in an attractive
ribbed pattern, $4; and personalized braille afghans. The
personalized name or word may contain up to six braille
characters. Contractions can be used; there is a choice
of colors. The afghan measures approximately 4 feet x 3
feet and costs $40. Call 860-379-3197 before 8 p.m.
Eastern time. Write to 5 Oakdale Ave., Winsted, CT 06098-
1820 or rocnon@earthlink.net.
Adult Web Content. A Ziegler reader recommends www.pornfortheblind.org,
which features audio descriptions and short audio clips
from a selection of
adult Internet sites.
Band Forming. Duyahn Walker wants to start an R&B
band and is looking for people in Ohio to sing or play
keyboard, drums, bass or guitar. He wants to play R&B,
soul, funk, rap, and maybe other genres. Duyahn plays a
talkbox and would enjoy performing Roger Troutman and
Zapp's music. You do not have to be visually
impaired to join this band. Send e-mail to
themusicman1@jjhof.com or call 419-675-9027.
Books. Joshua Hendrickson has the following braille
books available for purchase or trade. All the books
listed are two volumes in interpoint braille: Artemis
Fowl by Eoin Colfer, $20; Artemis Fowl and the Arctic
Incident, by Eoin Colfer, $20; Midnight for Charlie Bone
by Jenny Nimmo, $20; A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine
L'Engle, $15; A Wind in the Door by Madeleine L'Engle,
$15; A Gift of Magic by Lois Duncan, $15; The Secret
Garden by Francis Hodgson Burnet, $20; The Great Gilly
Hopkins by Katherine Paterson, $15; The Giver by Lois
Lowery, $15; Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls,
$20. These prices are negotiable. Payment may be made by
money order only. All books will be shipped as Free
Matter. Make payments to Joshua Hendrickson, 813 Park
Drive, Byron, IL 61010. Contact louvins@gmail.com, Skype
louvins27, Messenger louvins@gmail.com, or 815-234-
2903.... Marjorie Arnott has 260 knitting, 243 crochet,
49 general and 119 cookbooks that she compiled at
reasonable prices. They include: many knitting afghan and
blanket books, potpourri, sweaters for both adults and
children, washcloths, calendar stitches, hats, gloves,
scarves, mittens, slippers, knit and crochet toys, knit
and crochet baby shower books, and lots more. She also
has a general section that includes: prose and verse;
poetry; kitchen cupboard remedies, tips for a lifetime,
and several inspirational books. All of the above are in
braille, but could be on computer disk or sent via
electronic mail. She runs a Book Sale twice a year, in
February-March and July-August. During this time, pay
full price for the most expensive book and get three at
half price. To order or receive a braille catalog, write
in braille to 4233 E. La Costa Drive, Chandler, AZ 85249;
480-345-8773 or marnott@extremezone.com.
Display; Synthesizer. Steve Heflin will sell a
Powerbraille 40 braille display that is in good working
condition but needs a new battery. He also has one
DECtalk Express that works well. He is asking $500 for
each item, including serial cables, and will ship them as
Free Matter. Send e-mail to 5o1blues@comcast.net.
Notetaker. Jean will sell a Type 'n Speak, recently
serviced by Freedom Scientific, with a new battery,
adaptor, carrying case and tutorial tapes. The notetaker
is in excellent condition. She is asking $900, plus
shipping and insurance. Send e-mail to Jean at
jcts@usamedia.tv or call 530-272-4141.
Miscellaneous. Kathy Lamb will sell the following
items: CD cases, 8 for $1; erased 90-minute cassettes, 8
for $1; HP ScanJet scanner, $15; Lexmark printer, $25; IBM
Home Page Reader, $25; keypad for IBM screen reader, $25;
"Harley Hahn's Complete Internet Reference" (8 vols.) $50;
Road Runner, $75; Accent SA speech synthesizer, $95; zip
drive with adapter for use with notebook computer and more
than 1 GB of storage disks, $150; GPS Talks, Magellan
receiver, and all maps of U.S., $250; DECtalk Express,
$550; Braille Lite, $650; and Alva 40-cell braille
display, $1,695. Call 615-469-4891 or send e-mail to
kathy.lamb06@comcast.net.
Books Wanted. M. Rajagopalan would like to purchase
braille books on English grammar and braille contractions.
Send all information to Mancheriyan House, Sharath Kunnu,
Pathiriyal P.O. Mancheri Via, Malappuram District, Pin
676123, Kerala, South India.
Tapes. A nonprofit performing arts organization will
donate a collection of two-track cassettes to nonprofit
organizations or libraries. The tapes contain excerpts
from classic and contemporary fiction. Send e-mail to
merchandising1@symphonyspace.org or call 212-865-1414.
Braille 'n Speak Accessories. A reader will donate
print and braille manuals, headphones, serial cable, and
WinPrint software to the first person who contacts Ziegler
Magazine, 80 8th Ave. #1304, Box 8A, New York, NY 10011;
212-242-0263, or blind@verizon.net.
Updates. The correct price for "My Pocket Doctor
Diabetic Reference Guide," which appeared in the April
issue, is $37. A CD is also available for $12.50.... In
the July Special Notices, the correct telephone number for
Joe Wasserman of Audio Darts is 412-687-5166.... Josh
Aragon, whose name appeared in March's Pen Pals, has a new
telephone number 801-604-4747. He is looking for phone
friends.
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Recent Deaths
Pat Brosius, Alexandria, VA
Dan Lazich, Tonawanda, NY
Eugene Manfrini, Queensbury, NY
Pearl McMichael, New Brighton, PA
Morton Schlein, New York, NY
Juanito Santistevan, Westminster, CO
Kathryn Susany, Pittsburgh, PA
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Pen Pals
Jeffery Crouch is 11 years old, plays in a band, enjoys
playing guitar and drums, attends church and likes talking
to people. Send braille letters or tapes to 517 Walnut
St., Flushing, MI 48433, or call 810-487-0563....
Crystal Dowdy seeks phone friends. She is a Seventh Day
Adventist and wants to speak with Christian friends who
have a good outlook on life. This 21-year-old resident of
Stone Mountain, GA, enjoys life, music, singing, writing
and reading. Call 678-608-5968.... Melody Edwards would
like to correspond with men and women who are studying for
or already are Jehovah's Witnesses. Call 609-464-1417 or
send cassettes to 1313 Baltic Ave. #412, Atlantic City, NJ
08401.... Chad Grover is 35 years old, in good health,
and wants to communicate with females between 25 and 37
for a possible relationship. He is nonjudgmental, does
not smoke, and does not go to church. This Hadley student
works as a telephone operator, and enjoys listening to
satellite and shortwave radio. He is looking for someone
with similar interests. Call 607-937-5009 or write to 40
W. William St. # 115, Corning, NY 14830.... Gary Warren
enjoys sports cars, bowling, movies, going to church,
listening to music, meeting new people, and working. This
37-year-old wants to communicate with women between 28 and
45 for friendship or a possible relationship. Call 302-
344-1390 or send e-mail to gwarren82@sprintpcs.com....
William Franklin enjoys playing the guitar and harmonica,
going to church, listening to blues music, watching NBA,
baseball, soccer and football games and reading books. He
wants to make contact with Americans and Europeans. Send
letters to Room 101, Building 22, Lane 584, Nanlin Road,
Pudong, Shanghai, China 200123 or e-mail
william_franklin@live.com.... Arpit Jain is a 26-year-old
single teacher who enjoys reading braille books and
magazines, doing arts and crafts, collecting coins and
toys, traveling, technology and eating out. Arpit also
has been a Hadley student and wants to form a community of
Indian Hadley students. Contact arpitjain82@yahoo.com or
G2 42, Chanakya Pride, Mahaveer Nagar, Kanadia Road,
Indore, MP 452007, India.... Adil Salouane of Morocco is
a 36 year old single white male. He seeks an honest
relationship with a nonjudgmental, open-minded, romantic
woman of any race or nationality that leads to marriage.
His interests are working with children, learning about
new languages and different cultures, singing and
volunteering. Send braille or tape letters in English,
French or Arabic to B.P. 2242, Fez Principale, Fez,
Morocco. His Skype name is adilsal36 and his Messenger ID
is dayrooz@hotmail.com.
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Bits and Pieces
Summer Health Myths. Here is the truth behind two
hot-weather threats:
Myth: Switching from heat to air-conditioning causes
colds. The truth: Temperature shifts don't make you sick,
according to the National Institute of Allergy and
Infectious Diseases. Proximity to other people is to
blame. Many people spend more time indoors during a heat
wave, raising the odds that germs will jump between them.
Myth: Hot weather puts a strain on your heart. The
truth: The rate of heart-disease deaths peaks in winter.
Blood vessels constrict to help the body retain heat,
causing a spike in both blood pressure and risk of a heart
attack, says Joseph Verbalis, M.D., chairman of Georgetown
University's department of medicine. In the summer, blood
vessels are more relaxed and stress levels drop, leading
to lower blood pressure and less strain on the heart.
(From Men's Health, July/August 2007)
Baby Names. Approximately 3,000 parents in China
named their baby after the Beijing Olympic Games. Most of
the 3,491 children given the name Aoyun, or Olympics, were
born around 2000, when Beijing was bidding to host the
event. Others were named after the Five Friendlies, the
mascots of the Games. (From Time, Nov. 19, 2007)
Tourism is Big in America. In terms of what the
United States collects from other nations vs. what we
spend, the U.S. Department of Commerce rates "inbound
international travel" as our second-biggest moneymaker.
Foreign visitors spent $107.4 billion here in 2006,
including airfare, hotels, meals, souvenirs and tickets to
amusement parks and other entertainment. The only U.S.
export doing better: royalties, licenses and fees. (From
Parade, April 22, 2007)
Aural Archive Additions. The first trans-Atlantic
broadcast, on March 14, 1925; New York City Mayor Fiorello
H. La Guardia's reading of the comics in 1945; and Michael
Jackson's 1982 best-seller "Thriller" were among 25
recordings added in May to the Library of Congress's
National Recording Registry, The Associated Press
reported. The archive is part of the library's endeavor
to preserve America's aural history through recordings
deemed "culturally, historically or aesthetically
significant." Other selections this year included Harry
S. Truman's speech at the 1948 Democratic National
Convention; the original-cast recording of "My Fair Lady"
from 1956; and music by Tommy Dorsey, Roy Orbison, Joni
Mitchell and Herbie Hancock. (From The New York Times, May
15, 2008)
Seventy-five Years ago in the Ziegler. From the
August 1933 issue: "The Fifteenth biennial convention of
the American Association of Workers for the Blind was held
in the beautiful and historic old city of Richmond, VA,
June 26 to June 30. Despite the Depression and the
scarcity of money, there were 147 members of the
Association present, and possibly nearly as many more
guests, friends or relatives of the members. There were
morning, afternoon and evening sessions. Everyone was
much interested in the American Foundation for the Blind's
talking book machine, which was exhibited in one of the
private rooms and which everyone feels has great
possibilities. The foundation has spent considerable
money and months of hard work in developing this machine."
Fifty Years ago in the Ziegler. From the August 1958
issue: "A radically new space craft, called the Dyna-soar,
is one of the latest Air Force projects. It will carry a
man, blast off like a rocket, orbit the Earth like a
satellite, glide down and land like a conventional
airplane. Once it gets into space, it will hurtle its
pilot around the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour."
Don't Call My Cell. The Federal Trade Commission
offers a "Do Not Call Registry" for landline phones as
well as for mobile phones. Registering for the Do Not
Call cell phone list is the same as for landline phones.
You can register online at www.donotcall.gov or by phone
at 888-382-1222. Both options are free and take only a
few minutes. (From The Jersey Journal, April 23, 2008)
Camel Beauties. Beauty pageants have become a big
thing in Saudi Arabia. But not for people. For camels.
What makes a camel beautiful? "The nose should be long
and droop down," according to Sultan al-Qahtani, an
organizer of one contest. "The ears should stand back,
and the neck should be long. The hump should be high, but
slightly to the back." The best camels sell for more than
$250,000. The pageants are not without controversy.
Saudi Arabia has strict Islamic laws, and some religious
leaders say the pageants are evil and that people involved
in them should repent. (From The Washington Post, Nov. 9,
2007)
Watermelons. By Charles Simic (2007 Poet Laureate of
the United States)
Green Buddhas
On the fruit stand.
We eat the smile
And spit out the teeth.
Choice of Entree. A hungry lion was roaming through
the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across
two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the
other was typing away on his laptop. The lion quickly
pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and
writers cramp. (From 777 Great Clean Jokes)
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